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Hedgewizard 🐈

@Hedgewizard@beige.party
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Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Writer, Dungeon Master, stressbaker, reluctant pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him.

Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour. Non-sequiteurs guaranteed.

Account may feature swears; specifically four fucks, three buggers and a damn. But since they only occur in this introduction, you're past them now.

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Hedgewizard
Hedgewizard 🐈
@Hedgewizard@beige.party

Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Writer, Dungeon Master, stressbaker, reluctant pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him. Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour. Non-sequiteurs guaranteed. Account may feature swears; specifically four fucks, three buggers and a damn. But since they only occur in this introduction, you're past them now.

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Hedgewizard 🐈
Hedgewizard 🐈
@Hedgewizard@beige.party

Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Writer, Dungeon Master, stressbaker, reluctant pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him. Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour. Non-sequiteurs guaranteed. Account may feature swears; specifically four fucks, three buggers and a damn. But since they only occur in this introduction, you're past them now.

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@Hedgewizard@beige.party · 1d ago

If you feel like your life is off kilter, like you just can't get back on the beat -do what the professionals do. Turn around and follow the drummer

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Hedgewizard
Hedgewizard 🐈
@Hedgewizard@beige.party

Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Writer, Dungeon Master, stressbaker, reluctant pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him. Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour. Non-sequiteurs guaranteed. Account may feature swears; specifically four fucks, three buggers and a damn. But since they only occur in this introduction, you're past them now.

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Hedgewizard 🐈
Hedgewizard 🐈
@Hedgewizard@beige.party

Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Writer, Dungeon Master, stressbaker, reluctant pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him. Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour. Non-sequiteurs guaranteed. Account may feature swears; specifically four fucks, three buggers and a damn. But since they only occur in this introduction, you're past them now.

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@Hedgewizard@beige.party · 2d ago

Oh goddamn, RIP Nicholas Brendon. Not an easy life.

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Hedgewizard
Hedgewizard 🐈
@Hedgewizard@beige.party

Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Writer, Dungeon Master, stressbaker, reluctant pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him. Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour. Non-sequiteurs guaranteed. Account may feature swears; specifically four fucks, three buggers and a damn. But since they only occur in this introduction, you're past them now.

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Hedgewizard 🐈
Hedgewizard 🐈
@Hedgewizard@beige.party

Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Writer, Dungeon Master, stressbaker, reluctant pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him. Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour. Non-sequiteurs guaranteed. Account may feature swears; specifically four fucks, three buggers and a damn. But since they only occur in this introduction, you're past them now.

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@Hedgewizard@beige.party · 3d ago

I was BORN too old for this shit

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Hedgewizard
Hedgewizard 🐈
@Hedgewizard@beige.party

Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Writer, Dungeon Master, stressbaker, reluctant pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him. Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour. Non-sequiteurs guaranteed. Account may feature swears; specifically four fucks, three buggers and a damn. But since they only occur in this introduction, you're past them now.

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Hedgewizard 🐈
Hedgewizard 🐈
@Hedgewizard@beige.party

Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Writer, Dungeon Master, stressbaker, reluctant pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him. Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour. Non-sequiteurs guaranteed. Account may feature swears; specifically four fucks, three buggers and a damn. But since they only occur in this introduction, you're past them now.

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@Hedgewizard@beige.party · 3d ago

Finally figured out why New Zealand garlic is so disappointing, both in the shops and in the garden - it's because the only commercial variety here is printanor.

Printanor hates winter temperatures, needs to go in in the spring and never bulbs up properly. Straight in the bin, imho. So that's off my grow list until I can get a heritage variety from Koanga or similar. Bugger.

#gardeningNZ

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